President Obama Slow Jams The News

While we were catching up on some much-needed sleep after celebrating National Sex Day last night, Obama was slow-jamming the news with Jimmy Fallon and The Roots.

“President Obama stimulated long time growth in both the public and private sector,” is just one of the hilarious lines that came out of Obama’s appearance on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon.

In his radio voice, Obama touched on topics ranging from climate change and same-sex marriage to his highly criticized foreign policy.

“The United States has been a leader in developing clean energy to ensure the health of our planet for future generations. Thanks to the affordable care act, an additional 20 million Americans now have access to quality healthcare. And same-sex couples across the country now have a constitutional right to marry,” said Obama

While we’d love for him to stay in office for another term, Obama joked about having a wine vacation calling him in 223 days. “But who’s counting?”

Watch the hilarious segment, above.

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One Cleveland Cavalier fan, who goes by the name of Moe Wahden on Twitter, is learning the consequences of Internet bullying the hard way.

Wahden tweeted at Steph Curry’s sister,

“You and your whole family get the fuck out of Cleveland and take Riley’s f*****t ass with you.”

Wahden’s employer caught wind of the crass tweet after Twitter account @WarriorsWorld retweeted the status update into the timeline of their 40K + followers.

https://twitter.com/cheryll/status/740590298946895872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

He should have learned from the nurse who got fired after coming for Draya. SMH.

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